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T H E F E R N H A P P Y . . .
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| "I look like a freaking apple!"
(i.e. my initial reaction to my new hair...)
  Waahtaaaah!Come hither oh ye tiny blob of shampoo! No longer shall I have to squeeze out a humongous palm-sized pool of hair care for ye! No longer shall ye tug ferociously at my scalp when I sling mine backpack over mine shoulder! No longer shall ye be trapped in the back of my shirt! No longer shall ye share my food with me! (eww!) But alas,I now must face the escape artist that is my short hair. Too short to store behind my ear Too short to put up. Out of my face ye villain!!Tis shorter than I expected... do compare my LOLing the third time around with my LOLing the second time around (twas on my birthday senior year!)
farethee well mine hair... ye shall be missed...
(sort of) *to clarify... the hair is ponytailed like that because it's being sent to Locks of Love to be made into a wig for cancer patients with no hair. I didn't chop all that hair off for no reason! And I most certainly don't keep huge bundles of my own hair for memory's sake...
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This blonde joke? Utterly creative and hilarious...
trust me on this one... =D
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| From Prince Caspian as Peter, Susan, Edmund and Lucy are trying to navigate to the Stone Table:
"That's the worst of girls," said Edmund to Peter and the Dwarf. "They never can carry a map in their heads."
"That's because our heads have something inside them," said Lucy.
HAH! You tell em Lu!
Speaking of Prince Caspian (the book), Prince Caspian (the movie) is going to be made... Wahtaahhhhh!! (That is a cry of joy for all those unlearned in fernspeak)
According to this article from the Belfast Telegraph, Prince Caspian will be released December 2007. Tis a rather long time for me to wait considering that I'm spoiled by LotR's yearly release but no matter...
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Two posts that were meant for xanga that were hijacked by wordpad:
I can’t say it in a better, funnier or more convulated manner than this!
“I wish you a happy, joyful, healthy, and fruitful year, and
many good wine years to come as well as a healthy and good apple-year,
and sauerkraut and cabbage and squash and seed year.”
–a schizophrenic patient
(from one of the books I read in Psychology)
Who whoulda thunk?
Gorillas Go Through Menopause, Too
“Do they have hot flashes? Do they get grouchy? We
haven’t been able to measure those things yet, but give us time,'’ said
study co-author Sue Margolis”
Does this mean that non-menopausal gorillas suffer from PMS and cramps as well?
Midol for gorillas, coming right up! edit: as it turns out, "Guppies Have Menopause, Too"... as do rats, opossums, and Japanese quails... But......female lions and baboons—animals which rear dependent young and
live in complex social groups like humans—don’t experience menopause at all and
die soon after giving birth to their last young.
so the next time you hear someone complaining of menopause, kindly tell them that they are greatly advantaged in living long enough to even have it! | | |
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